emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

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I want to _____ you.

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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joanabetharvelle:

worldofadaydreamer:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

casarobot:

shepardtaichou:

i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided

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Agreed.

im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek

yes

Ofc

(Source: diobreado, via sniffing)

officialdeadparrot:

happyllamacrazyllama:

spacecamps:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party

Well sometimes they do but that’s more college I think… High school parties are more like whatever cheap bottles of alcohol can be grabbed will be.. So umm yeah

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stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

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itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

(Source: shovel-girl, via d0nn0)

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal & science, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

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