lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

(via intensional)

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

(via gnarly)

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via trust)

burgrs:

loverofyurpurtyface:

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

He probably meant 10 minutes….

Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?

burgrs:

loverofyurpurtyface:

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

He probably meant 10 minutes….

Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?

(via ruinedchildhood)

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

(Source: supremelaxbro, via artichokeonthisdick)